Friday, July 13, 2018

Just Add Scissors And YouTube.

A girl once asked me if I wanted to play doctor. I said sure, and made her wait in two different rooms for 45 minutes.

Last night, I played doctor on myself, after I disobeyed my surgeon’s orders to not get the stitches wet (I’m not going to skip showering for one day, let alone two weeks) and my bandage became bunched up badly.

So I rewrapped it myself. Not too shabby, I must say. And thank god, because the earliest I can see myself again is late August.