Thursday, July 19, 2018

Fare Thee Well.

I ate a bowl of Fruit Loops once, and then needed 300 stitches in my mouth.

My foot didn’t require quite as many, but it’s been an uncomfortable two weeks. Thank god the stitches come out today.

Truth be told, a couple have already come out prematurely. But it’s okay – my dad was a foot surgeon, and I’m used to disappointing them.