The Ridiculous T-Shirts Of My Fellow Gym Members.

Hot tip: wear workout clothes when you’re getting Burger King breakfast, so the drive-thru dude thinks you worked out first. Don’t be afraid to live your best life.

The workout clothes at my gym range from worrisome to cringe-worthy. Dig:

You’d better lift to help defend yourself, nerd.

I would never mock the dude who wears this to his face – he’s a gigantically-ripped principal of a junior high. It’s the worst of both worlds.

Proud of his eating disorder.

Worn by a woman. I can actually semi-tolerate this one.

A lot of Bible-thumping going on at my gym. Even though Jesus did not have a spotter’s physique.