Wednesday, February 21, 2018

I'm Heading To Florida. (But Not Permanently, Like All The Other Jews.)

JAMES LIPTON: If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
ME: Let me explain Florida.

Well, I'm headed there anyway today – to the nice part. I'm in my friend Chad's wedding in Tampa, and I'm very much looking forward to it.

I've never been to Tampa. I'll be there for five days, and all I know so far is that my hotel room has a "bay view". Fancy.

I'm going to get around town and see and do as much as I can, then snarkly recap it all here. Talk soon.