Now In Production.

To trick people into thinking I understand things at a museum, I stand in front of every painting and silently count to twenty.

There will be no faking it when the Academy Movie Museum is finally finished. I drove past its site the other day, and after a few delays, it’s set to open in April of 2019. Which means in May of 2019, I’ll be spraying a fine mist to reveal the alarm lasers before stealing Sly Stallone’s shorts from Rocky.

This is what it will look like when it’s finished. I very much look forward to exhibits like Best Achievement in Misleading Trailers.