As much as you might look forward to taking three days off and looking like you were on a diet for six weeks, I highly recommend getting one as well. Dig this: the last time I had the fluwas March 4, 1998. That was also the last time I vomited. That’s right – 7161 days ago. Cal Ripken’s streak is easily more attainable.
If you won’t do it for your health, (and the health of your coworkers), do it for the snazzy, red Walgreens band-aid. It’s in my scrapbook.
