My Weekend, By Matthew Shevin.

Hobo Pizza food truck. So yummy, I wanted to slash its tires and flee with a dozen pies.

I always love that this dude is protecting children from predators, and himself from the dangers of UVA rays.

Nature Boy’s happy place: trespassing on city superintendent grounds.

I prefer In-N-Out not only because the burgers are yummy, but because I worry about telling people “I had Five Guys” who don’t know it’s the name of a restaurant.