Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Espresso 1, God 0.

A kitten is probably the most playful creature on the planet. But it’s less cute when you realize it’s all just bird-murder practice.

Or eluding murder. While shooting my friend Mary’s web series in Venice the other day, her cat, Espresso, wandered onto the set. He was a former stray who used to show up every time Mary made espresso, and when Mary and her husband finally decided to take him in, they brought him to the vet for a checkup. The vet found a bullet in him.

Whoever shot that cat is a really bad dude who needs to get a life. Luckily, Espresso has eight more.