Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Thanks, Douche.

ME: Someone stole my credit card number.
CHASE REP: Yeah, it looks like they spent $187 at Dylan’s Candy Bar.
ME: (hanging my head in shame) That wasn’t them…

Over the weekend, someone tried to buy something on HP.com using my credit card. First of all, I’m an Apple guy. And second, I wanna kill you.

Now I get to change all my automatic payments. There are 19 and counting. Also, my card was a couple years old, and didn’t have a chip. My new one will, so I get to make total strangers in line behind me hate my guts. Thanks again.

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