Mike Tyson actually did offer a zoo employee money to box a gorilla.
And United actually killed and cremated a giant bunny. Are we surprised at all? If you think United mistreats its passengers, imagine being its legal team right now. It sucks to suck.
My only surprise is that we continue to fly this airline. We’re giving them permission to do anything they like. And the crazy-ass shit is getting worse.
I’m flying JetBlue next week, and I have complete faith that I, and my enormous bunny, will arrive in one piece.