I’m Not Smarter Than A Seventh Grader.

On my kindergarten report card it said, “He is encouraged to ask more questions”. My mom’s reaction: “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”

My mom’s reaction to my niece’s seventh grade report card? She sent my niece 25 bucks. Straight A’s equals straight cash money.

Worth nothing: neither of us have been been privy to my nephew’s grades.