Good Weekend. But I Have Notes.

Really want to lure kids into your creepy van? Change it to “Free WiFi”.
Sunday, Manhattan Beach. 

I don’t need to be rich – I just need to live in a neighborhood where I can be confident that that noise was definitely fireworks.
South Bay Christmas fireworks.

Me: “Welcome to the halftime show. Are you ready to rock?!”
The crowd goes nuts.
Me: “Well, too bad. Here’s Lady Gaga.”
PA announcing the Beach Cities Super Bowl games.