Party At Mulligan’s.

Some interesting facts I learned at the children’s play area at Mulligan Fun Center: the Lazer Tag arena is 2200 square feet and I hate children.

Okay, not all children. As an uncle with an SUV, I was required to drive my nephew’s friends to his birthday party yesterday. (Another fact: nine-year-old boys talk incessantly about their junk.)

This kid’s kickass birthday cake will save him from years of therapy.

This kid, all bets are off.