Friday, August 5, 2016

Dear Trader Joes –

There are zero reasons wraps are better than sandwiches. No one is good at making them. A wrap is a sad burrito made with a shitty tortilla and stuffed with a gross salad. The tortillas always taste terrible. Sometimes they’re green. Sometimes you can’t even tell the difference between the tortilla and the paper it is wrapped in. Remove the paper, and the structural integrity of the wrap is compromised, because it is a wrap.

Wraps, when they could just be sandwiches suck, hard. Let's acknowledge, and move forward.


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