Just A Little Behind.

I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for renovations.

And whoever is leading the construction of the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures must be one handsome, incompetent dude, because above is what it looked like when I passed by the other day.

And this is what it’s supposed to look like in 2017:

That’s not gonna happen. You know, when you think about it, a contractor is just a regular tractor that rips people off.