Friday, June 10, 2016

David Hadley Smells Badly.

Go to a suburban neighborhood, find the meanest dad holding the biggest glass of scotch, and bring him to negotiate your new car purchase.

The dad in my neighborhood recently sprinted at me twice, because I’d committed the ultimate sin of listening to a podcast without headphones while I was walking my dog.

I contemplated smashing his face in, but the poor guy is dealing with some shit. So I did the next best thing: after he stuck a placard in his lawn for Assembly candidate David Hadley, I made my vote count for the most important reason of all: spite.

Actually, I would have voted for his opponent anyway, but when David Hadley got his ass beat on Tuesday, it was that much sweeter. The system works. America!

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