The dad in my neighborhood recently sprinted at me twice, because I’d committed the ultimate sin of listening to a podcast without headphones while I was walking my dog.
I contemplated smashing his face in, but the poor guy is dealing with some shit. So I did the next best thing: after he stuck a placard in his lawn for Assembly candidate David Hadley, I made my vote count for the most important reason of all: spite.
Actually, I would have voted for his opponent anyway, but when David Hadley got his ass beat on Tuesday, it was that much sweeter. The system works. America!