Tuesday, June 14, 2016

An All-New “Excerpts From My Text Messages.”

If I’m your emergency contact, for your sake, I hope that hospital sends texts, too.

I’ll respond to them. And here are a few new, real messages from my phone, with my outgoing texts in blue:





Credit for this last one goes to my friend Chad. A Howard Stern reference after Chad’s Pittsburgh Penguins clinched the Stanley Cup and were about to sip champagne from it.

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