Wednesday, March 9, 2016

No Thank You, Ma’am.

Last night, a prostitute pulled up in this Audi and solicited me. Who knew they deliver?

I declined, but told her I was strangely flattered.

I’m running on two hours of sleep, so I’m going to stop typing now. Already on my way back to LA. I’ll recap a little more about New York tomorrow, and promise to get anti-semitic on your ass.

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