Yeah, it’s a great holiday. And as is tradition, I like to thank everything that made my blog possible this past year:
- Animatronic dairy bands
- Chocolate crema hazelnut crumble at Osteria La Buca
- The under renovation shithole that is Courtyard by Marriott
- The “No Concealed Weapons” sign at the Red Cross
- Smelly casting workshop couch
- A children’s dentistry and breast implant practice
- The old woman who crossed the street running
- Harley guy waving to dude on a pink scooter
- TV’s “please do not hit children” reminders
- The gentleman who required two stylists to trim his comb-over
- Bilingual babe-magnet puppies
- Dog trainers who boot their own trailers
- Spaghetti and beetballs Line drives to my head
- Riding in cars with elderly Asians
- O’Neill Men’s “Murca” beer pong boardshort
- An allergy to water
- Cars from Enterprise that reek of weed
- The John F. Kennedy Gentleman’s Lounge
- Stray cows
- Pakistani Hitler
- Man pissing in Herald Square
