Saturday, April 11, 2015

Fly United Airlines. At Least We Ain’t Germanwings.

I hear there is a United Airlines plane out there that actually leaves on time. I would love to ride that unicorn.

 Gotta hand it to them – they’ve completely eliminated the chances of some lunatic flying one of their jets into a mountain – by never taking off at all.

After I got up at 3 a.m. and went to the airport, my flight was first delayed two hours, then seven hours, then canceled altogether. Apparently, getting a crew together just slipped their minds.

I managed to scrounge up a flight through San Francisco much later and finally got back to LA. It was the very last time I will ever fly that shitbag airline. Not by choice; they’ll just be out of business in a couple weeks.

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