Once Again, Out-Of-Context Thank-You Notes I’ve Recently Written To Casting Directors.

• People listen to Hozier for the same reason they buy chamomile tea.

• A question for people who bite straight into Oreo cookies: How?

• Everyone on a flight is technically a flight attendant.

• 11 minutes and no boobs. Risky opening gambit, “Game of Thrones,” but I’m intrigued.

• Sorry I was late. I asked an elderly person how their day was.

• How about an ugly Christmas sweater contest, and the winner gets to explain the concept to homeless people?