Putting tons of bumper stickers on the back of your car is great for telling people what sucks about you.
I hope My friend Ariel doesn’t defile his brand-new pride and joy: a 2015 Chevy Tahoe. Really nice.
However, when I went over to see it on Saturday, I realized the only problem is that it’s 2015 – and every jumbo, black SUV is presumed to be an Uber vehicle.
Sorry, bro. Next time just buy a bright yellow Prius.