Thursday, December 25, 2014

Day 6: Merry Christmas. From Matt, Ricky, And The Cheap-Ass MFers At PetSmart.

For years, I took my dog to PetSmart to have our photo taken with Santa. But this year, they went rogue, and instead superimposed a Santa image onto our picture. Really? PetSmart was recently sold for $8.7 billion, and they couldn’t spare a couple bucks for a real Santa? I’m gonna go throw up in the street.

Well, at least one Christmas tradition remains in tact here in New York: the local sports talk station featuring Jewish on-air talent all day. That’s my jam.

Everyone please accept my sincerest wishes for a wonderful holiday. Hope you all found something kickass under the tree. Peace.