And, as is tradition, I like to give thanks to everything that made my blog possible this past year:
- Custom-built children’s playhouses
- The idiots renovating the apartment above me
- Laker Girl outfits for dogs
- The temporarily-relocated Actor’s Studio Apartment
- Dude driving with a tissue jammed up his nose
- The Hyperion Tavern men’s room
- Runaway turtles
- Girl Scouts selling cookies outside pot dispensaries
- Baby seal paint color
- Discarded diapers
- My new little brother
- Voicemails from Dwight Gooden
- Halloween pumpkins still around on Memorial Day
- Piss jugs
- My friend Michelle’s face on her husband’s punching bag
- The worst promotional green-screen photo my friends and I have ever taken
- The official beer of pedophiles everywhere
- The yogurt that makes you poop
- New York: America’s unhappiest city
- Burning Stoves & Stuff
- People name their cat Kat Moss
- Pit Bull wearing a yarmulke
- Mashed potato and pulled pork parfait
