Monday, October 6, 2014

Home Depot’s Blush Tomato Salad Is Not Nearly As Frilly.

We went back to Laurel Hardware on Saturday, and the place does not disappoint. (The meat on the pork rib appetizer was falling off the bone.) Yes, in its previous life it actually was a hardware store, and because the owners kept the original storefront, it kinda makes place look vulnerable, like it’s kicking heroin… If the heat wave in LA doesn’t break soon, I may kill the band that gave us the song “Boogie Nights”… However, I do have a theory about getting it to cool down: a couple in California needs to end their relationship, because during every breakup scene in a romantic comedy, it’s raining