Dubious achievement notwithstanding, as is custom, I’ve picked my five favorite entries from the last 100:
I Record My First Ever Vlog. A four-time all-star, three-time World Series champion, Rookie of the Year, Cy Young Award winner calls me. Or as I refer to it: Tuesday. Watch me gush a bit much here.
Booked It. Finding out you booked a role is even better than sex. Unless it’s a role in porn. Then it’s just confusing. Come be my fluffer here.
I Shoot My Role In The Film Road Hard. A movie set is like Disneyland for adults. Without it costing 96 bucks to get in. Get in line for the Matterhorn here.
Sheila Shevin Comes Out To The Coast For A Mother’s Day Extravaganza. Whores, smacking kids, Jews, Hitler. My family hasn’t forgotten the true meaning of the holiday. Group hug here.
I’m In A Comedy Short. I fully believe in asking a father for his daughter’s hand in marriage. Unless that father is Liam Neeson. Or this dude. Witness his particular set of skills here.
