Driving is like third on my list of things to do while I’m driving.
But if you must text and drive, at least have fair to middling skills. Recently my brother, my friend Jeff and I passed this gem of a maneuver in a Target parking lot:
Four days later, I came across a town car that couldn’t quite navigate a Starbucks/corner:
This isn’t the first time I’ve posted a Starbucks vehicular assault. You might remember this direct hit:
There also was the whiplash-convenience of a medical building:
A Mexican restaurant. Ay caramba:
Light-pole Lenny:
And the chick who couldn’t quite decide left or right: