Saturday, May 10, 2014

I’m Out.

Puppies sleep about 20 hours a day. And eat and poop the other four. I’m glad “Community,” one of my favorite shows ever, was canceled yesterday to make way for this type of TV:

$3000! NOW CASTING A NEW PUPPY PILOT! A major cable network is now searching for dynamic couples with (or getting) a new puppy that aren’t afraid to show their true personalities-the shorter the fuse and hotter the temper, the better. The more outspoken and outrageous you are, the better! Your personality means everything on this show! This series will follow the reality and drama of owning a new puppy. We want to see the issues, the arguments and the real effects of taking on a puppy with a spouse or significant other for up to a 5-day period.