Monday, April 14, 2014

That Ain’t Water.

I watched my alma mater, Maryland, play lacrosse against its rival, Johns Hopkins, with these knuckleheads, who played for Maryland themselves. I was regaled with stories of breaking and entering, drunk driving all the way to spring break and a blatant violation of NCAA rules… I also watched the fight Saturday night. Homophobe Manny Pacquiao entering the ring to a Katy Perry song was probably a victory for gay men everywhere… Conan O’Brien hosted the MTV Movie Awards last night, and I really liked this bit in which he tried to get 50 celebrities to appear... Over the weekend, I had one friend post that his dad had shattered his elbow, and another that his dog had died. Facebook may want to look into an option to click besides “like.”