Kiss My Pits.

One thing was for certain last Saturday: I was definitely the drunkest person in that ball pit.

But I somehow managed to snap a photo of the invitation to Pints for Pits. It’s a fundraiser tomorrow night at 25 Degrees in Huntington Beach for the One Million Pibble March.

I realize expecting a million people to show up to support Pit Bulls is optimistic. But the bar has been set obscenely low, thanks to the Christian Million Man March. They were just a teensy bit shy of a million:

God really trends like shit.

The Pibble March promises to be a kickass better time. There’s a kissing booth:

Or, if you’re out here in California, booze!

Pits. Pints. Mimimal Christians! See you there.