A valet scratched my new SUV. It’ll get paid for, which is swell, but I’m surprised I found the auto body place that will do it, seeing as it peaked 29 years before Yelp was created… Now that the closing ceremonies have happened, Sochi better gear up for all us tourists who can’t wait to visit that paradise… I had drinks at The Galley in Santa Monica. The place looks like Christmas threw up inside of it… While trying to straighten out a snafu with Amazon, I rewrote their on-hold message: “Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo.”
