The Second-Best Super Bowl Party In All The Southland.

There were 93 guests and yummy Hawaiian food and a red velvet bundt cake (chicks dig the red velvet) and top-shelf tequila and indoor and outdoor TVs and iPads in the bathrooms and Anthony Kiedis got fat and friends I hadn’t seen in years and a sprinkling of rain that we’ve really needed and there was no damn way we’d ever top the party Bill Maher attended: