Once Again, Out-Of-Context Thank-You Notes I’ve Recently Written To Casting Directors.

• Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re sad enough.

• If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.

• There’s nothing more annoying than someone trying to live by his values.

• I never reflect more on the terrible things I might have said or done than when you take longer than 10 minutes to text me back.

• Is everyone done keeping calm yet?

• My own personal hell sounds great, actually.