Best way to make a flight seem twice as fast? Four episodes of “Brooklyn Nine-Nine,” the best new show on TV. If you don’t access to a TV, a fistful of beta blockers will do in a pinch… It takes me about 25 minutes to pack a suitcase, but I still always block out four hours for it… I was reading in the in-flight magazine that some airlines are banning babies from first class. This is great, because I hate when babies give me that smug look as I walk through to coach.