Friday, November 22, 2013

Yeah, Real Bullshit.

“Sarah Palin’s Alaska” was cancelled after only nine episodes. Alright, U.S. We’ve learned our lessons. The meds are working.

Or are they? Folks are still tuning in to all kinds of this ultural content because they really prefer the pure truth of non-scripted shows.

Not so fast. I present evidence A: this casting notice I saw last week, for something called “Tattoo Nightmares”:

ROLE: STEPHANIE’S BOYFRIEND 
(30s) Tough looking Caucasian male – tells Stephanie the tattoo is a good idea. Accompanies her to the tattoo parlor. 

That’s right – they’re casting someone to play this train wreck’s boyfriend. Sounds like must-see TV. For shitheads.