Succeed Much?

My favorite politician ever, Cory Booker, played Division I football, was a Rhodes Scholar, earned honors degrees from Stanford and Oxford, a law degree from Yale, speaks Hebrew and averages four hours of sleep each night as he completely fixes the city of Newark.

Meanwhile, I spend 90% of my days waiting for password reset emails.

On Tuesday, he took the next step and became a New Jersey Senator. Congratulations, sir – on making the rest of us look really, really unexceptional.