Weekend Recap.

Note to unattractive couples: if you must make out the entire night at Mexicali, thus spoiling rotisserie chicken nachos, I will post your pic… Huge blowout win by my Maryland Terps. Nothing more American than winning 200 bucks from a Canadian gambling site… My favorite band names – Garage A Trois and Com Truise – have now been eclipsed by Lee Harvey Osmond… Saturday night at Lola’s, I waited so long for the valet to come back with my car I made friends with a volleyball.