Burning A Hole In My Pocket.

Thousands of spam messages have promised to enlarge my penis size. And then, one residual check and it’s mission accomplished.

It’s the first one I’ve received for the re-airing of my NFL on FOX commercial, and since it’s tradition to buy myself a meaningful gift, I went straight to GameStop. They were all out of Sega’s NBA Jam, so I asked if they had WNBA Layup. I showed myself out.