Thursday, August 1, 2013

I Poach Parking.

To acquire your own primo parking spot on a studio lot, all you need are a few blockbuster credits. Or a can of spray paint and a stencil. Tomato, tomahto.

Or, Plan C: squatting, which I did yesterday in Kerry Washington’s spot at Warner Brothers. I’ve mentioned before this isn’t the first nor the last time I take advantage of A-lister’s spot.

Do I enjoy doing this? Let’s just say every time I come upon a space that’s unoccupied, feel free to cue the “diving board” boner sound effect.