Hometown Hero.

The Internet has enlightened us more than we ever could have imagined. By the way, all you folks who make amateur porn really need to clean up your rooms.

 In the new HBO documentary Casting By, I noticed on a list of actors that one grew up in my hometown of Rye, NY.

So I went right to the Web, and lo and behold, Lex Barker did indeed come from Rye, and went on to become a big actor in the 1940s, playing Tarzan in five movies. Pretty kickass. You’ve left a big loincloth to fill, sir: