Jews being ill-equipped to use tools isn’t merely a stereotype; it’s a Snapple fact. But I’m bound and determined to be the exception, so after I gave my bathroom a makeover of skinny Jonah Hill proportions, I decided to replace my bathroom faucet. Above is the nasty relic circa the Johnson administration. (Andrew Johnson.)
And here’s the upgrade. Brushed nickel to match my new towel racks. I’d like to find the long-deceased gentleman who stripped the fins off the old faucet’s holding nuts and kill him all over again. Regardless, torch from Jesus, passed.
