Wicked Pissah.

So, Doc Rivers wants out as Celtics head coach. I’d offer my condolences to Boston fans if I had even once in my lifetime met one of them who was remotely tolerable.

I can’t sympathize, but I can assimilate. Yesterday, I auditioned for the role of cop with a thick Boston accent. I had the inflection down pat, but I couldn’t help but think about Fred Armison’s portrayal of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the recent SNL sketch “Iranian Film.” Click above and you’ll see what I mean.