Things I Said To Folks Over The Weekend.

• “It’s like looking in a mirror.” – to the huge guy next to me at gym, who did nonstop hammer curls with 60-lb. dumbbells for a half hour while riding a stationary bike.

• “You’ve come a long way since puking on the side of my Maxima, my friend.” – to my friend Wade, who was in the middle of watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid on movie night with his kids.

• “Marry her.” – to my friend Pat in NY, whose new girlfriend wants him to move to LA.

• “I miss the 80s too, fellas.” – to the two dudes I saw doing coke in a parking lot before they went inside a bar in Sherman Oaks.

• “That’s the ruphie.” – to a woman at that bar who said her drink tasted “spicy.”