Thursday, January 10, 2013

Real Los Angeles Heroes.

Here’s to you, passed out Mexican day laborers.

You aren’t the first muchachos to take a break from your rigorous schedule of standing and waiting (here’s your cousin), and it appears you won’t be the last.

You’re not “lazy,” you’re “well-rested.”

Kudos for expanding the definition of “heavy lifting” to include your eyelids.

So enjoy the siesta, gentlemen. My bedroom set will lift itself.