On my flight: Michael Chiklis (above, patiently waiting to use the head.) Kinda noteworthy, since he played the Commish, a character based on the chief of police of my hometown in NY, where I’m staying this week… Announcement while I was waiting for my flight: “Will the bag burner please report to gate 49?” I don’t know what that job entails, but I must play the title role of whatever it is in a film… The flight attendant was sitting next to me in a jump seat surreptitiously playing Words with Friends the entire takeoff. I’m just saying, Alec Baldwin… If the zombie apocalypse has happened, someone shoot me a text, because every day in New York is the zombie apocalypse.
