Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Two Men And Half A Jerkoff.

So, Angus T. Jones is fed up with the filth on “Two and a Half Men.” It’s enough to make you miss an actor leaving the show over drugs and hookers.

Is there any better job on earth than starring in a sitcom? It’s everything awesome: making people laugh weekly for a monster paycheck. This little shit makes $350,000 an episode. And they put Martha Stewart in jail.

Last night, Angus issued a tepid apology, saying his remarks showed “a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed.” Yeah, right.

How about you instead get off my TV? And get out of the way of hundreds of thousands of actors who bust their asses every day with the hopes of earning everything you have. And when the dust settles, and no producer will ever employ you again, feel free to look on the bright side: your tirade is officially the “dog rides a skateboard” of religious nuts going kablooie.