And every year I like to thank all the people, places and things that make my blog possible. I’m thankful for:
- People who Google “HOT SEX PORN” and find my blog
- Casting calls for Shakespearean go-go dancers
- A puppy born on Thanksgiving
- Violent thoughts about Kenny G
- Michael Vick chew toys
- Mooning gnomes
- Jewy hockey fans
- Weapon-designing frat brothers
- Sassy neighbor chicks from 70s sitcoms
- Sammy Davis, Jr.’s headshot
- The sitcom “Paterno/Petrino”
- Dude saving a parking spot with a bucket of kitty litter
- Jury summons from two different states
- My hate mail
- Beefy police chicks with black eyes
- The Ben & Jerry’s combination lock
- Sheena the bomb-sniffing dog
- Placenta beauty soap
