After the shitbag guy down the street gave me an unprompted lecture on why I should yank hard on the leash of my “vicious” puppy at all times, I realized: somewhere in France there’s a bell tower missing its hunchback… Two kickass meals over the weekend: lobster and rock shrimp agnolotti at Chaya in Beverly Hills, and the chuck wagon omelet at Bread and Porridge in Santa Monica… I will never get tired of Penn State “time to hit the showers” tweets after every loss they rack up this season… Rest in peace, Michael Clarke Duncan. “John Coffey – like the drink, only spelled different.”
