• My recurring nightmare: NBC is only broadcasting rhythmic gymnastics, and there’s no way to kill myself.
• I like when Bob Costas gets out from behind the desk, puts on the less formal toupée and flirts with the female medal winners. #CasualFriday
• Trinidad and Tobago is the new Eric B. and Rakim.
• How does Chick-Fil-A feel about the men’s synchronized diving warm-down jacuzzi?
• Badminton players tanked matches? I haven’t seen this big a black eye since Rihanna and Chris Brown arrived at the Grammys. Folks!
