• Just saw actor Fran Kranz on a date at Brick + Mortar, and told him how much I loved him in the movie The TV Set. #GotHimLaid #PayItForward
• Hey, Jerry Sandusky’s defense attorney: the ponytail is NOT helping.
• I’d assume an inordinate amount of shushing goes on in the Joe Paterno Library.
• Taco Bell’s Doritos Tacos Locos Supreme. Only $1.99 + tax & dignity.
• Hey guys – all you gotta do is join Scientology and the wife will leave you and take the kids.
